Start with little habits that can grow into big habits.
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
The rooster.
Getting rich
The easiest way to make money is to do what you are best at.
Procrastination
Put off procrastinating.
Incontinent
(adj) Involuntarily crap at some task, knowledge, talent, skill etc.
e.g. Despite my best efforts, I am incontinent at object oriented programming.
Love & sex
Is making love bad for your sex life?
The recursive paradoxical instruction
Don’t listen to anything I say.
Bite the hand
The dog that bites the hand that feeds it may have been mistreated.
The customer isn’t always right
The customer isn’t always right – or bright. But you’re not allowed to make them feel stupid for it.
If it ain’t broke
If it ain’t broke enough, don’t fix it
A victory for common cents
When the consumers boycott a retailer, forcing change, it is a victory for common cents.
Absence
Absence makes the mind grow wiser.
The world’s simplest diet
The world’s simplest diet: Stop eating EVERY time you feel hungry!
Relationship Pulse
Paraphrased wisdom of an 82yo: Want to know the true state of your relationship? Check its resting pulse rate. That is, see how it is when you’re not working it. If it’s weak, so is the relationship. If it’s strong, so is the relationship.
Relationships
I think I’m the “other woman” in my relationship.
Luck
Luck is for people who don’t know what they’re doing.
Epithet
Finally finished someth…
Dumb code
The smart thing to do is write dumb code
Sanity
Sanity – there’s a little bit in all of us
Caveman
If I can’t live in a cave, at least I can look like I do